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D9465 Conference

Group Study Exchange Team from D4630 Brazil

 at the Rotary Club of Mill Point

at D9465 Conference

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Here's a nice story, a reply to "Wheelchairs for Kids" from the Congo.

Remember, All  donations greater than $2.00 from Rotary Clubs

 or individuals are gratefully received  and are Tax Deductible,

 Wheelchairs for Kids Inc, is a registered charity 

and has DGR Status (Deductible Gift Recipient Status) with the ATO. 

Every cent of donations are used to make wheelchairs,

 expenses are covered by the State Government and the Rotary Club of Scarborough Inc.

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Two Big Duck Days are coming up soon

Rotary Clubs of Mandurah

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Rotary Club of Heirisson

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AN APPEAL FOR HELP

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AROUND THE CLUBS

Rotary Club of Freshwater Bay

Movie Night

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Rotary Club of Ascot

Fellowship Meeting

Welcome to our Rotarian visitors from Esperance: John & Georgina Jenkins.

John and Georgina talking to Peter before the meeting.

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Rotary Club of Heirisson

Sundowner

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Rotary Club of Geraldton Greenough

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Rotary Clubs of

Hillarys and Wanneroo

Dream Fit and Boat Show

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Seen at the Rotary Club of Karrinyup Markets

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This Weeks Funny Picture

Rotarian Ron Mildenhall from the Rotary Ccub of Kenwick

pictured here on his way to the District Conference in Busselton

CLUB FLYERS

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Rotary Club of Mosman Park

March 17^th 1972]

Rotary Club of Fremantle Port

March 24^th [1980]

Rotary Club of Bridgetown

April 10^th  [1954]

Rotary Club of Hillarys

April 11^th  [1986]

Rotary Club of Mandurah Districts

April 11^th  [1982]

Rotary Club of Attadale

April 12^th    [1982]

Rotary Club of Palm Beach

April 12^th  [1982]

Rotary Club of Perth

April 15^th  [1927]

Rotary Club of Collie

April 15^th  [1954]

Rotary Club of Mount Barker

April 15^th  [1955]

Rotary Club of Carnarvon

April 15^th  [1963]

Rotary Club of North Perth

April 17^th  [1972]

Rotary Club of Mandurah City

April 19^th  [1993]

Rotary Club of Northbridge

April 17^th  [1984]

Rotary Club of Kwinana

April 22^nd   [1971]

Rotary Club of Dalkeith

April 24^th   [1984]

WHO SAID PAPER WAS DEAD!!!!!

The patient went to his doctor because he had the flu,

 and the doctor wrote out a prescription for him in his usual illegible writing. 

The patient put it in his pocket,

 but never went to get the tablets from the pharmacy.

 Every morning, for two years,

 he showed it to the conductor as a railroad pass

. Twice it got him into the movies,

 once into the sports stadium, and once into the symphony

. He got a raise at work by showing it as a note from his boss.

 One day he mislaid it.

 His daughter picked it up, played it on the piano

 and won a scholarship to the conservatory of music.

 My friend Bo wrote that they found about 200 dead crows near Topeka,

 and there was concern that they may have died from avian flu. 

They had a bird pathologist examine the remains of all the crows,

 and he confirmed the problem was definitely NOT avian flu,

 to everyone's relief. 

However, he determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, 

and only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.

 The State then hired an ornithological behaviorist to determine 

the disproportionate percentages for truck- versus car-kill.

 The ornithological behaviorist determined the cause in short order.

 When crows eat road kill, 

they always set-up a look-out crow in a nearby tree

 to warn of impending danger.

 His conclusion was that all the lookout crows could say "Cah,"

 but none could say "Truck."