Sunday, October 23, 2011



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October is Vocational Service Month



 World Polio Day October 24th







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NEW MEMBERS

Rotary Club of  Hannans

Richard Hogan, Chairman Vocational Service, President Esther,
 new member Roger Hitchcock, Proposer Donnie Martin and Sergeant Geraldine Ennis


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Rotary Club of Freshwater Bay


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 Rotary Club of Corrigin
President Jackie Jones welcomes Keith Roche




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Rotary Club of Palm Beach







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 Rotary Club of Grealdton

"Bowling them over with fun"






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Rotary Club of Rossmoyne
The draw for the$15,000 Raffle was held at the clubmeeting of October 19th

Rotary Club of Rossmoyne Raffle 2011 - The Draw from Kerotv on Vimeo.


thanks Kero O'Shea



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 Rotary Club of Manjimup
Seen enjoying themselves at the recent meeting were Robert and Tito


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 Rotary Club of Heirisson

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 Rotary Club of Belmont

enjoying a night of bowls


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Rotary Clubs of Bentley Curtin and Como
On October 20th one of the six cotainers already shipped to East Timor has arrived





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Kalgoorlie Innerwheelers


Not sure where Sue and Lloyd  have been but looks like it was fun


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Last wekend The Australian Youth Echange Annual Conference was held in Fremantle
 D9465 Jodie Sparks and D9455 Liz Westoby


Also seen there were Libby and Keith Hopkins


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Had lots of good comments about this great photo that i promised to publish it again

Rotary Club of Pinjarra

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Rotaract



November might be for the men growing mo`s and raising money for male cancer foundations,
 but here at the Rotaract Club of city of Gosnells even the young ladies are growing a mo for movember.
If you ask me i think they are going to be doing better that all the other guys in the club.
President Johan Massdam




 


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CLUB FLYERS and PROMOTIONS













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ROTARY CLUB BIRTHDAYS



Rotary Club of Wagin
October 24th [195]


Rotary Club of Busselton - Geographe Bay
October 27TH [1956]

Rotary Club of Morley
October 28th [1964]


Rotary Club of Boulder
October 30th [1961]

Rotary Club of Nedlands
November 2nd [1959]


Rotary Club of Esperance Bay
November 4th [1978]

Rotary Club of Heirisson
November 9th [1990]







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The Power of Music


A businessman was attending a conference in Africa.
 He had a free day and wanted to play a round of golf.
 He asked whether there was any course in the vicinity
and was directed to a course in the jungle.
After a short journey, he arrived at the course
 and advised the pro that he wanted to play 18 holes.
"Sure," said the pro, "what's your handicap?"
"Well, it's 14," said the businessman,
 "but I don't see the relevance since I shall be playing alone."
"No, it's very important for us to know," said the pro.
 The pro then called a caddy.
 "Go out with this gentleman," said the pro.
 "his handicap is 14."
The businessman was very surprised at this constant reference to his handicap.
However, he paid it no more attention.
 The caddy picked up the businessman's bag and a large rifle which he slung over his shoulder.
 Again the businessman was surprised but decided to ask no questions.
They arrived at the first hole, a par 4.
 "Please avoid those trees on the left," said the caddy.
Needless to say, the businessman hooked his ball into the trees.
 He found his ball and was about to punch it out when he heard the loud crack of the rifle
 and a large snake fell dead from a tree above his head.
 The caddy stood next to him with the rifle smoking in his hand.
 "That's the most poisonous snake in all Africa," said the caddy,
 "you're lucky I was here with you."
After taking a bogey on the hole, they moved to the second hole, a par 5.
"Avoid those bushes on the right," says the caddy.
 Of course, the businessman's ball went slicing away into the bushes.
 As he went to pick up his ball, he heard the loud crack of the caddy's rifle once more
and a huge lion fell dead at his feet.
 "I've saved your life again," said the caddy.
The third hole was a par 3 with a lake in front of the green.
 The businessman's ball came up just short of the green
and rolled back to the edge of the lake
. He had a shot.
However, he had to place one foot next to the lake's edge to be able to play.
 As he was about to chip the ball on to the green,
 a large crocodile emerged from the water and bit off his right leg.
As he fell to the ground,
 he saw the caddy with the rifle propped at his side looking on unconcerned.
"Why didn't you shoot it?" cried the man, writhing in pain.
"I'm sorry, sir," said the caddy,
"this is the 17th handicap hole, so you don't get a shot here."

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