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November is Rotary Foundation Month

 

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Rotary Club of Ascot

Sue Alexander

 Rotary Club of Bentley Curtin

Jennifer Mott

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 Rotary Club of Osborne Park

Pip Asphar and Graham Bell slogged through Friday loading the container

 and additional volunteers ably led by our President, Steve Dixon,

 finished the job just before the rain arrived on Saturday.

Thanks to Mark Rigo and his brother for their help,

 the loan of their warehouse and the equipment to load the heavy equipment.

 Also thanks to Pip Asphar, Smooth Stewart, Graham Bell, Steve Dixon,

 David Motta, Brian Hancock, Doug Harman and Frida Rasch

(who provided technical advice as well as a bit of glamour to the photos).

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Rotary Club of Kwinana and Byford Districts

Club members have just returned from Lautem in East Timor where they installed water wells and windmills

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 Rotary Club of Corrigin

Official DG Visit

 President Jackie Jones with District Governor Liz Westoby and Assistant Governor David Bolt

Club sausage sizzle in the main street of Corrigin

ed.. everytime we see Larry he has on his BBQ apron .......must sleep in it

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Rotary Club of Manjimup

District Governor Jodie Sparks with Youth Exchange student Pauline

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Rotary Club of Geraldton Greenough

PP Dan Crisp with Barry and Chris Moore andVikki Fennell

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Rotary Club of Geraldton

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Rotary Club of Kwinana

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Rotary Club of Bunbury

Pictures from the clubs Sundowner meeting

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Melbourne Cup 2011

Rotary Club of Booragoon

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 Rotary Club of Heirisson

Rotary Club of Victoria Park

Wilf Hendriks studying the form

Rotary Club of Canning Bridge

Steven's Race Call from Kerotv on Vimeo.

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From the Rotary Club of Heirisson newsletter

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Emma McLerie

Systems Tester

E: Emma.McLerie@hbf.com.au

Hey Guys

Thanks to those who have supported The Rotaract Mo Crew

 and those who have joined up to be apart of the team.

Now its time to SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!!

Any donation great or small all goes towards a wonderful cause

and is something I am very passionate about. I have a lot of wonderful men in my life

 and I care about them all very much.

I'm asking you to support my Movember campaign by making a donation online at: http://mosista.co/rotaractmocrew

or feel free to pass on a cash donation directly to me 

Check out my mo-gress

 

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Rotary Club of Kununurra

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Rotary Club of Perth

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ROTARY CLUB BIRTHDAYS

Rotary Club of Como

November24th [1982]

Rotary Club ofHarvey

December 17th [1958]

Rotary Club of FreshWater Bay

December 19th [2008]

Rotary Club of Armadale

December 21st [1955]

Rotary Club of Bunbury Leschenault

December 24th [1980]

Rotary Club of Welshpool

December 29th [1971]

Rotary Club of Port Hedland

December 30th [1970]

 
 
 

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A jeweller called the police station to report a robbery.

 "You'll never believe what happened, Sergeant.

 A truck backed up to my store, the doors opened and an elephant came out.

 He broke my plate glass window, stuck his trunk in, sucked up all the jewelry

 and climbed back into the truck.

The doors closed and the truck pulled away."

The desk sergeant said,

 "Could you tell me, for identification purposes,

whether it was an Indian elephant or an African elephant?"

"What's the difference?" asked the jeweller.

"Well," said the sergeant,

 an African elephant has great big ears and an Indian elephant has little ears."

"Come to think of it, I couldn't see his ears," said the jeweler.

 "He had a stocking over his head."

The orchestra was preparing to perform their annual benefit,

 but the orchestra leader was nowhere to be found.

They delayed as long as possible and finally decided to ask for a volunteer from the audience.

First they gave the baton to a fireman.

 Alas, he had no rhythm and the orchestra fell into disarray.

 Secondly, a doctor offered to give it a try,

 but he didn't have a feel for the dynamics and the music sounded too mechanical.

Finally, a police officer saved the day.

 He took the baton and led the orchestra in, according to many in attendance,

 the best performance they could remember for years.

Of course, it should have been obvious:

Copper is the best conductor. --