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They have a combined circulation of
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Rotary International Meetings and Events
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Rotary Club of Geraldton Greenough
Rotary Club of Geraldton
Greenough has just inducted
Nathan Lowder as a member of our club
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Rotary Club of Perth
Welcome back Larry! Our newest
member!
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Rotary Club of Cockburn
Shogo Williams-Matsuoka is
Cockburn's newest Rotarian
after he was inducted on Thursday morning.
Welcome
Shogo!
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Around the Clubs
District 9455 Conference
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What
a fantastic night we had last night as host of the semi finals
of Rotary
District 9455's Four Way Test Speaking Competition.
We heard from six wonderful
young speakers
all supported by their sponsoring club and a team of
supporters.
Thanks to DG Hank de Smit, PDG Fred Marsh, our Rostrum adjudicators
Our District 9455
Rotary Youth Exchange students ready to
party at our
, Norm
de Grussa and Jacob Skjøth Clausen
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Rotary Club of Scarborough
Don Brooks with visiting Rotarian Debbie Cash from the Bayview
Claremont club.
Pres Dave Taylor presenting a
cheque for Scarborough Life Saving Club
to Bob Phelps
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Rotary Club of Applecross
Katelyn
presents President
MurrayMcKay
with her NYSF certificate.
With her family
Leonie Kelly,
Gerry Faulkner (honorary
member),Sukhwant Singh(past
member)
and David Shannon(past member and visiting
Rotarian) to the meeting
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Rotary Club of Heirisson
more from the Duck Derby
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Rotary Club of Manjimup
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Rotary Club of Mundaring
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Rotary Club of North Perth
The Rotary Club of North Perth
held a ShelterBox
Dinner with
SRT Member and General Manager, Mike Greenslade as guest speaker.
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Rotary Club of Boulder
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Rotary Club of Hillarys
Science News
On Monday the 24th of March the Hillary's Rotary Club
will presented Ashdale Primary School
We are thrilled to have this wonderful resource to assist our
students
with their observation and investigation skills in Science.
The Rotary Club of
Hillarys provided a cheque for $500
to Marianne to
assist the Stirling Women’s Refuge
in this
essential Community nitiative.
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Rotary Club of Freshwater Bay
Moroccan Dinner - Jen, Kristen, Jason, Rajah, Jes, Liz
and Kate
James, Max,
Merran, Mike, Laura & Adam
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Rotary Club of Bridgetown
We are going to open our meetings (after grace)
with the attached "Light up Rotary"
invocation and light the
candle for the duration of each meeting
President John Awcock and PP Mike Fletcher and
Rotarian Marie Perrier.
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Rotary Club of Batavia Coast
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City of Gosnells Rotaract Club
Having a blast at our 5th
Sunday Social
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Rotary Club of Mosman Park
Donated Defibrillator
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Rotary Club of Bunbury Leschenault
Look what Past President Wendy Perdon been up to in the Ferguson Valley!
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Rotary Club of Northam
Working hard at the markets.
Bernard Park, Northam
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Rotary Club of Booragoon
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Rotary Club of Southern Districts
This is the way we roll at
Southern Districts. 5.30am and the crowds are here.
Bring n Buy Market at Maddington centro.
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Club Promotions
APRIL
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Rotary Club of Osborne Park
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Rotary Club of Mosman Park
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Deserving Waitress
Once
upon a time in a land far, far away there was a King
. In the King's court was a
Jester.
The
Jester had a real talent for puns and shared them
with the King at every
opportunity.
The
King, however, hated puns more than anything.
In fact, puns so annoyed the King
that he issued
a proclamation banning puns from his kingdom.
Anyone caught
creating or distributing puns
was to be hung immediately.
When
the Jester heard his King's proclamation,
he immediately re-quested an
audience.
Appearing before the King,
he begged to have the new rule
revoked.
The
King refused.
The
following dialog ensued:
King: “Why can't you tell normal jokes like other
Jesters?”
Jester: “OK, I'll try.
Name a subject.”
King: “How about the King?”
Jester: “But the King is not a subject.”
This
blatant pun angered the King greatly.
He demanded that the Jester try again,
and this time be serious.
The
Jester agreed, and thought long and hard before speaking.
“You
know,” he said, “our Queen may be a wonder,
but Queen Mary was a Tu-dor.”
This
was too much for the King and he ordered that the Jester be hung.
However,
when he saw his old Jester up on the gallows
he was filled with sympathy.
“Listen,”
said the King, “I'll give you one last chance.
If you can go for one more week
without telling me any puns,
I'll let you live.”
The
Jester agreed and was escorted down from the gallows.
When
he reached the ground,
he looked back up at the swinging rope and said to the
King,
“You know it’s true what they say.”
"What's
that?” asked the King.
“No
noose is good noose.”
The
Jester was promptly hung
Firestone Pickup Truck
Having a pickup truck
with Firestone tires on it is perfect
when you need to make that quick pick up
and get away
. An entertaining ad from Firestone and
Ad Agency Leo Burnett
about the benefit of Firestone Tires.
I love the look on
the father’s face when he realizes that not only
has daughter left home but she
has taken the dog with her.
Western Australia
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Waterfalls, Talbot Bay
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